Someday I will get back at you for hiding those stupid spider pictures all over the house. Thank you for placing that dinner plate sized portrait of a black widow on the back of the bathroom door under my towel today. It was a real joy to see it after drying my face. Now I know that the printer we purchased was worth the price.
" that you care enough to put so much effort into hiding them in places I won't notice until the last second which results in screams so loud our neighbors probably think I'm either crazy or being tormented. My only wish is that you would redirect those efforts to things like the dishes, or taking out the trash. It's not that I don't appreciate tokens of love...because honestly I do, just not those ones. Should you continue to express your undying love to me in this fashion then I will be forced to take action at some point. I will find your weakness and exploit it to the fullest. Either that or consider the next spider picture a declaration of war.
No seriously he needs to stop, my chest hurts from the one he put up today. I have to admit I do start laughing right after while lightly slapping his arm. The smirk on his face is cute, and the next few minutes of hearing him giggle is adorable. That's the only thing that keeps me from kicking his butt. I might bring home a Nerf gun and lots of ammo if he keeps this up.